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Theory (Feat. Hans Olson)

from Upsuck (self​-​titled) by Upsuck

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    Upsuck's debut studio album, mixed and mastered by Joe Asselin at Switchblade Sound, Tempe. Released July 2016. Art by Adam Engle.

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lyrics

For centuries the male psyche upheld the ladies--wrongly--as vessels, mere vessels
The erection held the building blocks of life through stimulation and completion (a happy ending)
But life went on whether or not he returned the favor and finished her off
Her climax had no impacts on the bigger picture
Bummer for her, he carried on and rolled over and smoked a cigarette and went to sleep
Well time rolled forward, and the dudes partied harder and harder, without regard
They drank and they smoke and turned their sperm into slow pokes that couldn't make it...oh shit!
"But don't dismay," the ladies say, "cuz god made up a second way, it's called upsuck. That's right, upsuck!"
If your little swimmers are too slow to make it home, you got upsuck to pull them up
But don't go thinking that upsuck is free biologically--it ain't free
To save the human race the dudes must face that quid pro quo is the way to play
She wants completion, a happy ending, before you smoke and fall asleep

credits

from Upsuck (self​-​titled), released July 15, 2016
Hans Olson - harmonica
craigo - bass, vox, cello
pedro - axe, vox
shaneo- drums

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Upsuck Tempe, Arizona

Upon formation in 2012, Upsuck dubbed themselves “Tempe’s Best Average Punk Band”, and they’ve been hard at work since laying claim to that title

Upsuck is:
craigo - bass, vox
pedro - axe, vox
shaneo - drums

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